eBay Find of the Day: F@ck Me, ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/15/2014 at 19:15 • Filed to: None

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1985 Lancia Delta S4 Stradale, 13,200 miles, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Blondude > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:18

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The Martini striped S4 badges are my favorite part of the S4 Stradale.

Sparf > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:20

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That interior has me feeling some kinda way

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Sparf 10/15/2014 at 19:22

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Sparf, my friend, you're back!

505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:26

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good fucking god man. I actually cannot believe I cannot sell my house to afford a Delta

"Delta"

Please direct me to rich people I can pilfer this amount of cash from. I still have my boyish good looks, maybe a sugar mama situation? For all interested females, see profile pic below:

CAR_IS_MI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:30

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This entire picture has all my wants...

(okay not all my wants, more like .06% of ALL my wants, but still)

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:34

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I'm on my way to the airport. The want is strong with this one.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > 505Turbeaux 10/15/2014 at 19:40

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Greco-Hispanic Jack Baruth?

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:41

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Just over 2.0 seconds 0-60.....

On loose gravel.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/15/2014 at 19:43

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For the full on Race spec ones.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:45

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Well yes. But the knowledge that a variation of the car you are driving could do that, and that with some(admittedly difficult and expensive) modifications it could probably achieve close to that.

RallyWrench > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:46

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I would do terrible, unforgivable things. Is there an "existing Lancia owner" discount, perhaps of about $363,815.20?

505Turbeaux > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/15/2014 at 19:47

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bwahahahahahaha yes, exactly that.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > 505Turbeaux 10/15/2014 at 19:49

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Awesome!

Tom McParland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:56

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MOTHER OF GOD!

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 19:56

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Sweet mother of God! The hoonage posibilities.

E30Joe drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 20:04

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My god

Racescort666 > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/15/2014 at 20:05

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That's Oded Fehr . He's actually Israeli.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Racescort666 10/15/2014 at 20:07

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Yikes. That is not a Greco-Hispanic Jack Baruth.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 20:16

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So NP it's not even funny. Gimme.

OPPOsaurus WRX > 505Turbeaux 10/15/2014 at 20:27

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I saw your comment and was like shit I could probably sell my house for that. nope. not that my wife or kids would go for it anyway

505Turbeaux > OPPOsaurus WRX 10/15/2014 at 20:30

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haha yup, exactly. Delta is a little tough to live in...

Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 20:48

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O_O

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 21:03

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want want want want want.

DancesWithRotors - Driving Insightfully > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 21:09

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Must into Lancia!

Sparf > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 21:28

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Oh I drop in for a peek every other day actually. Only leave comments if I feel like it, though.

JohnPlayerSpecial > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/15/2014 at 23:05

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I...uh...I..hmm..

I'll be in my bunk...

Bryan M > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/16/2014 at 01:17

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I can't fit into the damned thing and I want it.

Ben C > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/16/2014 at 05:25

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I....want...so...much...

Alex87f > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/16/2014 at 10:06

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Jesus, just look at the cars they have for sale!

Aston V8 Volante :

Lancia Stratos:

Lexus LFA

Pagani Huayra

Ferrari F40!

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/16/2014 at 12:01

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Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Alex87f 10/16/2014 at 12:10

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I'll take them all, do you take firstborns?

BrettAM > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 10/16/2014 at 13:09

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GIMME DAT GTO

Alex87f > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 10/17/2014 at 02:48

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Don't know. I hate to give organs away so I'm thinking of having kids and selling them. A couple should be enough for the sweet, sweet F40 they're selling.